Finaly Year Student yang Selekeh.

Mane taknye. Ni dah kali yang ke-7 aku tersempak dgn t**k terapung dalam jamban rumah (kt hostel) nih. Lepas dh buang ayak besar takkan tak reti nk flush weyh?! Kalau t**k tu same colour ngn air jamban (kalau transparent maksud aku) okay la jgak, tade sape notice, tapi dh memang fitrah najis berwarna bright (but not glittering hehe) nak tak nak mesti ternampak punye...aih.

Walaupun aku pernah tunjuk gamba tengah korek gigi (klw sape yg pernah tgk la), tp tadelah se selekeh orang yang buang ayak besar x flush kn?

Aku ingat kalau kucing pun pandai cover najis diorg dgn pasir/tanah supaya taknak bagi orang lain nmpak. Kucing pun tau malu. Nih nak kate budak kecik, masing-masing dh final year. "Siswa" lagi. Klaka2. Balik-balik aku jgak yg kene flush. Tak kesahla tu. Dapat pahala free ape? ( sbb menolong orang lain; tolong pam najis orang that is. hehe! <--knape perlu gembira? Spttnye bengang la kn?).

Can anyone, who happens to read this, help me understand why such behaviour (referring to -dropping bombs without the courtesy flush- attitude) is being practiced?

Aku faham kalau insan bertuah ni ikan emas. Ade short term memory. So maybe terlupe nk flush sbb terlupe yang die prnah buang ayak besar. Logik la jugak. (Aku rase krg smer dh tau, tp utk sesape yg x tau, ikan emas boleh simpan memori untuk 3 saat je. Gile lampi..). Tapi memang bukan ikan emas dh nih...nih dh mcm anak emas sampai najis sendiri nak suruh orang lain yang tolong pamkan. Aih...

Walaupun sampai sekarang tak dapat dikenalpasti sape pelawak (maybe die igt bnde2 cmni kelakar) nih, aku doakan supaye Tuhan bagi die petunjuk supaya lps nih die pandai menguruskan sisa-sisa buangan diri sendiri (Wastewater management kate bdk2 Civil). Dh 7 kali beb! Kalo sekali dua takpe. Nih kalo dh berkali-kali, mestila melekat kt memori. Sampai terbawak-bawak ke cafe bile nk mkn je terigt bnde nih...ah sudah..!

p/s: To Chuna and Mena. Aku dlm process nk add link blog krg. Sedang mencari gamba...(ape kaitan dgn topik post? hehe)

p/s2: Yang nih pun xde kaitan. Kpd sesape yg tertanye2, sebenarnye aku terpaksa tukar setting utk comment kpd 'comment moderation' mode sbb hr tu there was one retarded guy who inserted links which apparently were spywares. So your comments will be published anyway. Jadi truskan komen anda (klw sudi laaa..).

The joke of the decade....

Sumpah diorg mmg kelakar.

How do they define 'naizzz' I wonder...Hmm...

Seriously speaking, I have absolutely no idea which part of me that is naizzz......baikkah? aku kah Baik? Are you freaking kidding me? Hahaha....! How in the world they see me as the 'right' fella (or 'guy' as printed on the certificate) to carry such honor(or joke I may say)....aih...? Tapelah tu...

It's not that I'm making a big deal out of it, but...rase mcm bersalah (perasaan bersalah yg krg slalu rase bile hilangkan barang member yg krg pinjam-walaupun bole bayar balik tp x dpt puaskn hati member sbb diorg nk brg yg dipinjam. bkn duit...)

But I like it anyway and soon put it up on the notice board in my room...heh! Penghargaan katenye...

And there went apez bluntly commenting right after he saw it,

"How could they be soooooo blind! "

and I went,

" Muahahahahahahaha! "

Nak buat cmne, aku x bersalah....

And I recall how sapu was being more critical towards this-unbelievable (at least to me and the rest of my fellas yg rapat2nih)-but-true-event. Maybe sapu antara org yg aku slalu get along with sbb tu die menembak terus,

" Siap-siap pik (syapik, another surprised friend, apparently being sapu's room8), balik nih kito tunjuk belako bukti-bukti bg komiti tgk semula deh! "

and again I went,

" Muahahahahahahaha! "

There's nothing much I could do except to agree on what kind of person the rest of my fellow Jan04 mates perceived me to be...Kekekeke! (Hmm...I think they're right....or aren't they?)

Ape-ape pun, krg (smer yg memangkah dan yg memilih) memang BEST!!!!! Thank you!

p/s: Looks certainly can be deceiving. In my case however, that would not be necessarily true. I am what I am (as 'correctly' perceived by those who know me lah) hahahaha! Maybe krg patut syorkan Undi Tidak Percaya utk aku..anyone? XD

p/s2: I know this might sound flirty and stuff, but I really think I should've taken a picture with our lovely Ms Nice girl that night. Heh!

Bateri kamera aku habis

Sbb tu la x pat nk tngkp gmba bnyk2 wktu dinner. X kesah la. Seb bek ade additional photographer2 yg berlebihan dan berkebolehan. Boleh mntakkn diorg tngkp kn dulu.

Pastu lps dinner aku ngn room8 p detour sekitar Ipoh smpai la kol 3 (mane kteorg pegi Tuhan je yg tau.....o, Bali ngn Har pn tau jgak. and a few ppl yg lain-lainnye. X kesahla tu) Skarang ni rase penat. Dlm kereta td pker cm nk mandi sbb bdn dh melekit-lekit (sbb detour td smpai peluh2...aktiviti cergas!).

Smpai blek cam malas plak tetibe. (sbb tetibe aku terpikir psl projek PE, Reservoir yg x siap2, pastu bru terigt M'sian Studies test lg, rase cam malas yg Mega tu) Langsung amik air smyg (kire ok la, kire mandi jgak la tu) smyg Isyak pastu trus nk tdo. Pastu tetibe plak rase rajin nk tulis blog nih haa....Last2 roommate aku yg tdo dlu...ceh. Klw mandi td dh setel dh. Tp xpela, kang nanti ble tido peluh keluar balik so mcm aku rase membazir je klw mandi. Esok busuk gak.

Esok bajet bgn pkl 1-2pm. Pastu pg tapau mknan kt v5. Bwk blk blek sambil lyn south park. Lps tu esok bru la nk sibuk2 risau projek tu x siap projek ni x siap....Okay dh nmpk dh how it is going to be like for the next few days.

Projek2 ni klw x bg utk setiap course x sah ke? Tp org lain, klw kat luar punye la berebut2 nk projek itu projek ini (merujuk kpd projek2 kerajaan BN). Ni bdk2 kt UTP nih org bru bg 2-3 projek dh merungut. Truk btol la aku. Dh2. Aku nk tdo. X tahan dh nih..ah...

Down....

Ape kejadahnye smer nih?

Pada asalnye sbb rase simpati,
Tp skrng mcm dh tawar hati,
Igtkn org suke klw kte berbudi,
Tp rupe-rupenye x dihargai.

Hampeh!

Ape la kurangnye bile nk compare ngn org lain,
Aku bg same jgak x kurang pun satu sen.
Ntahle ble pkir balik rase kesian,
Ye la smer sbb kte pkirkan kawan-kawan.

Tapi tapelah untuk kali nih,
Harap-harap diorg x buat lg.
Korg pker la sendre...

A video clip too much to handle!

I got this video clip from a shared network in my college. Please be advised that this video has somewhat inappropriate graphics and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.

The story tht comes with this clip is that this one student accidentally recorded a part of his body on a webcam. This fella didn't realize that the camera was actually on running and recording himself alone in his room until this clip leaked out.

If you're planning to see this clip in a public place or while you're in the office, make sure no one is around near your computer or else don't proceed to watch.