Thursday, February 21, 2008

"Hahahaha" I laughed at myself for being super-silly-when



I ran appx 800m just to figure out tht the 5-7pm class starts at 6pm.

It was 4:30pm when I was playing poker with another 3 of my housem8s. Kteorg main sampai pukul 5:30....(haha tetibe tkar bahasa melayu plak) Hr ni aku igt kelas start pkl 6pm . So aku lepak2 la sambung main poker sambil dlm kepala otak aku pikir "ooo bru 5:30....awal lg...."

Then tetibe dtg satu memori dlm pale otak aku, mcm reminder, memori ni bgtau:

Memori:
"Weyh, kn hr ni kelas 2 jam nk ganti kelas2 waktu first week dlu. Yg ko tercegat nih nape? Klas hr nii start pkl 5 and skang dh pkl brape?"

Aku pn jawab :
"Skang pkl 5:30pm...Eh, a'ah.."

Dan sebagai manusia biase, respon aku wktu ialah trus melompat drpd kerusi sambil jerit
"F******************c* !!!!!!"

"Aku ade presentation weyh krg...!! Aaahhh!! Aku dh lmbt!
"
"F*****************c*!!" (pedot sampai keluar blik wktu nih...sori pedot hehehe)

Aku capai baju secepat mungkin, sarung sana, sarung sini, siap je aku pn trus ber'gegas' (lari weyh...kesian kt aku...) sbb takut grup member aku lain marah sbb aku x sampai lgi....

Sambil berlari2 dgn berpakaian smart ala2 salesman, aku sempat rehearsal dlm hati mcm mane nk apologize formally kt smer dak kelas wktu presentation nnti:

" Guys, before I start my presentation I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for making everyone waiting especially to my grupm8s ....I swear I couldn't recall today's class was supposed to be a-2 hours-session..."

" Guys, I'd like to say sorry for coming late today. I really thought today's class starts at 6pm....I'm truly sorry"

"Assalamulaikum and gud evening to everyone, before I proceed, I'd like to say sorry, because of me, the presentation cannot be done on time..."

dan mcm2 ayat aku pikir yg aku rse sesuai...

Sampai2, je, tgk kelas kosong....tade org...

"Aik smer ilang ke? X kan diorg pindah location kot? Maybe jgak sbb nk cr tmpt lg luas kot...."

Ade smpai skali tu, aku igt lecturer PCS tu dh bengang ngn aku sbb lmbt.

"It's time for us to give this fella a lesson once and for all! He never showed up on time since day one! Let us move to another location and let him figure out the location himself...I want to see how does he feel towards this...Just for today. And please, don't reply him in case he sms any of you for the location...Mmmmkay??"

Bole plak aku terpikir cmtu...tp possible kot klw lecturer tu nk buat, sbb mmg aku slalu lmbt masuk kls die.... (;

Aku pn naik turun blok 20 tu cr kelas nih...x jumpe2 gk. Aku trus tepon Sapu, x angkat.

"x nk angkat plak...aih...Kompem dlm dh kelas diorg nih..."

Aku pn sms org2 yg berkenaan tnye psl location kelas. Diorg x reply. Aku tepon capik plak,

"Hello pik...Kelas kt mane weyh?"


"Kelas kt tmpt biase la"


"Hahaha jgn aa tipu weyh, serius2...kt mne?"


"Aku kt blik la..."


"Bilik...? Weyh, hr ni kls 2 jam la.....Ko x tau
ke?"


"Mane ade, yg 2 jam tu yg every Selase la..."


"Aku tau, yg every Selase tu mmg 2 jam....Tp hr ni
(khamis) die kate nk buat 2 jam jgak kn? Nk ganti yg first week dlu?"


"Mane ade....hr ni sejam je la mcm biase..."


"Owh,.........aa.............eh? ...Ye ke?"


"Ye la...."


"Owh, okay..........bye!"


Trus aku meluru ke arah in2eat cafe pocket D utk secawan teh ais kurang manis menghilangkan penat berlari td.....

p/s: Sorry pedot, Zaini ngn Shah yg tgh tido psl aku jerit dan mencarut td....mmg x dpt dielakkan. Dh aa pedot puase....memelihara telinga drpd mendengar perkataan keji....Hahaha! Apela teruk sgt aku nii kn? Ni smer memori pnye pasal..... (X nk mengaku...)

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Longing for a veeeeerrrryyy nice skin



for ur laptop..?? Guys, those with laptop, check these skins out...They're way too coooool!



















You might want to check more of these at the website. RM 37 doesn't cost that much to add a little something to ur laptop so it'll look cool...kn?

Sunday, February 17, 2008

I'm certainly not a racist but

the recent event [Saturday, February 16, 2008 (Kuala Lumpur)] where the march to Parliament by Hindraf for the 2nd time, is really bugging me. This time, they tried to hand over a bunch of peaceful flowers to the Prime Minister. By now, I assume you all know the whole story. Otherwise, click here or here .

A friend of mine happened to be a supporter of this movement and he participated the march but at a different location. And so yes he got arrested. Of course because the Police had earlier refused a permit for the gathering and so participating in the rally would be illegal. Pity him.

But 6 hours later he was released, no charges. But he did complain when some of his fellow supporters that being held by the police were not being provided with food and drinks. Oh my....are you kidding me? And he got all these little details recorded and published on his blog.





"150 to 200 supporters being held at PULAPOL, Jalan Semarak for more than an hour now. No food and drinks being provided" according to the blog...


My dear friend, I wish you could see how the police deals with 'Malay Mat Rempit'. These Mat Rempits got smacked on their heads, kicked on their back, slapped on the face (like they don't have any dignity) and worse, you cn see how awfully the police would do to stop these bikers....(oh yes, you can see how these guys busted by the police in 999-TV3 then you cn see all the slapping, and kicking start to take place..)

and we really don't care when they're being treated such way. Because we all think they deserve some kind of lessons once in a while....Because they disrupt the traffic and make everyone mad. The road becomes less safe when they are in action. And everyone on the road just couldn't take it anymore...

You know, the rally participants and Mat Rempits are no different.

Mat Rempits don't have any authorised permission to switch the public road into a race track. Hindraf too didn't have any permission either...Oh of course the government will deny you a permit. What will you expect? Wasn't it Hindraf which claimed the government of upholding a Muslim Terrorist Group in its so called letter to the Brittons? (Good strategy indeed!) Would you expect the government to grant you a permit after all of that?...I don't think so... But then again, Hindraf can always try...(My tone seems like I'm biased to the gov't am I not? kekeke!)

Mat Rempits disrupt the traffic. Hindraf did too... (except that all Rempits actions take place at midnight as opposed to midday). Traffic disruption is not something you wish you would have while u're driving especially during weekends. You know why? Because personally, If can be mad by the action of some Mat Rempit especially when I'm drivin, why can't I be mad at the rally perticipants for the same reason? But some of my peers don't bother at all. Similarly, maybe some of us are very disturbed by the this rally, maybe some of us are not...I don't know...

But why is it when the Rempits get busted, they get all the whacks all over the place and later detained? (but FYI, if these Rempits are under 18, they will be released immediately after several urine tests)

And my friend here was just being held for 6 hours and released with no charges despite being more than 18 years old hmm... And he complained on behalf of his fellow rally supporters for being served neither with food nor drinks. Haha...maybe they think the Police works for a customer service center of somekind. They might wan't to try Restoran Abg Besar instead, they do serve food and drinks...despite the long waiting tme.

I'm not going against ur right to pariticipate in any movement, or even ur right to have the freedom of speech. No, not at all. I truly understand ur grievances of this and that. It's fine with me...It's just that there are better ways to get ur voice heard. So many other ways. And certainly not by street protesting and rally. No, seriously. Did you really have to go into all the troubles just to hand over a bunch of flowers to the Prime Minister?

Yesterday accusation: "Government-backed-Muslim Terrosrist group!"

Today statement: "We wanted to have 200 children also peacefully give Abdullah flowers but we were tear-gassed and water-cannoned by police," Thanenthiran said.

They sound to me like a bunch of hypocrites. Opps!

Now I'm beginning to sound like a racist person am I not?...No don't worry, I'm not a racist. Just being disturbed by the recent event...That's my personal opinion, you cn have yours...

Nor Azuana plak Hilang!





A'kum,

Orang lain sibuk gempar dengan Pencarian adik Sharlini. Yg dekat dengan rumah abg dan kawan abg , yang ni seorang dewasa. Gadis ini telah juga hilang dan dipercayai diculik ketika memandu dlm perjalanan ke Shah Alam. Orang ini adalah Anak Qariah Pengerusi Surau Sedeli Tmn Sri Andalas.

Dia kena culik pada 1hb. Jan. 2008 ketika perjalanan untuk menemui tunangnya ke Shah Alam. Hilang sehingga hari ini. Sembahyang hajat dan segala usaha telah dilakukan tetapi masih buntu. Dipercayai masih disimpan di Shah Alam.

Minta tolonglah kepada kawan2 kot ada terjumpa dgnnya. Dipercayai dia telah diperbodohkan, dan 2X withdrwal duit kat Shah Alam tetapi sekarang dah kena blok kerana savingnya ada lebih 10,000.

Beliau akan mendirikan majlis kahwin pada 8hb. March 2008 ini. Kesihan. Hanya tuhan yg tahu macam mana kesusahan keluarganya yang hanya ada seorang anak perempuan. Dan budak ini adalah budak baik tak biasa keluar sesuka hati.

Sekian.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

A magnet-like-bed, a cozy weather and a


week full of stressful assignments, plus a lil bit of unoccupied time (and a full stomach too) are all you need to treat yourself a very nice short (or rather long) nap....(I would rather call it 'membuta' instead..hell yes!) So guys, go to sleep whenever you feel depressed or stressful. Sleeping is the best therapy ever discovered by humankind for stress relief! The more stressful you become, the more sleep you should have. If you are constantly becoming stressful, then you should continuously sleep-tido tido tido selama-lamanye....(bkn suruh pg mati ye...). Here are some useful tips to help you get to sleep (stress relief)

1. Be sure to make up ur bed every morning, so whenever you get back to ur room completely tired out, your bed would always be ready to serve you....hehe...

2. Don't wait until you're pushed to the edge. Immediately go to sleep as soon as you feel stressful. This way, you don't have to suffer that much...

3. Always get heavy meals ( for dinner,lunch etc). Heavy consumption gets you to sleep faster (and makes you fat too!).

4. Sit with your body posture at its worst. Distort body posture helps you to get less oxygen during inhaling process. Thus, you get to sleep quicker.

5. Wear attires that allow maximum air flow....It'll create a very cozy environment and it lowers down ur body temperature perfect for ideal sleeping condition.

6. Don't plan when to sleep. Sleep at anytime you feel stressful. If possible, all the time....


Try them out. You'll be surprised. Gud Luck!