"Hahahaha" I laughed at myself for being super-silly-when

I ran appx 800m just to figure out tht the 5-7pm class starts at 6pm.

It was 4:30pm when I was playing poker with another 3 of my housem8s. Kteorg main sampai pukul 5:30....(haha tetibe tkar bahasa melayu plak) Hr ni aku igt kelas start pkl 6pm . So aku lepak2 la sambung main poker sambil dlm kepala otak aku pikir "ooo bru 5:30....awal lg...."

Then tetibe dtg satu memori dlm pale otak aku, mcm reminder, memori ni bgtau:

Memori:

"Weyh, kn hr ni kelas 2 jam nk ganti kelas2 waktu first week dlu. Yg ko tercegat nih nape? Klas hr nii start pkl 5 and skang dh pkl brape?"

Aku pn jawab :

"Skang pkl 5:30pm...Eh, a'ah.."

Dan sebagai manusia biase, respon aku wktu ialah trus melompat drpd kerusi sambil jerit

"F******************c* !!!!!!"

"Aku ade presentation weyh krg...!! Aaahhh!! Aku dh lmbt!
"

"F*****************c*!!" (pedot sampai keluar blik wktu nih...sori pedot hehehe)

Aku capai baju secepat mungkin, sarung sana, sarung sini, siap je aku pn trus ber'gegas' (lari weyh...kesian kt aku...) sbb takut grup member aku lain marah sbb aku x sampai lgi....

Sambil berlari2 dgn berpakaian smart ala2 salesman, aku sempat rehearsal dlm hati mcm mane nk apologize formally kt smer dak kelas wktu presentation nnti:

" Guys, before I start my presentation I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for making everyone waiting especially to my grupm8s ....I swear I couldn't recall today's class was supposed to be a-2 hours-session..."

" Guys, I'd like to say sorry for coming late today. I really thought today's class starts at 6pm....I'm truly sorry"

"Assalamulaikum and gud evening to everyone, before I proceed, I'd like to say sorry, because of me, the presentation cannot be done on time..."

dan mcm2 ayat aku pikir yg aku rse sesuai...

Sampai2, je, tgk kelas kosong....tade org...

"Aik smer ilang ke? X kan diorg pindah location kot? Maybe jgak sbb nk cr tmpt lg luas kot...."

Ade smpai skali tu, aku igt lecturer PCS tu dh bengang ngn aku sbb lmbt.

"It's time for us to give this fella a lesson once and for all! He never showed up on time since day one! Let us move to another location and let him figure out the location himself...I want to see how does he feel towards this...Just for today. And please, don't reply him in case he sms any of you for the location...Mmmmkay??"

Bole plak aku terpikir cmtu...tp possible kot klw lecturer tu nk buat, sbb mmg aku slalu lmbt masuk kls die.... (;

Aku pn naik turun blok 20 tu cr kelas nih...x jumpe2 gk. Aku trus tepon Sapu, x angkat.

"x nk angkat plak...aih...Kompem dlm dh kelas diorg nih..."

Aku pn sms org2 yg berkenaan tnye psl location kelas. Diorg x reply. Aku tepon capik plak,

"Hello pik...Kelas kt mane weyh?"

"Kelas kt tmpt biase la"

"Hahaha jgn aa tipu weyh, serius2...kt mne?"

"Aku kt blik la..."

"Bilik...? Weyh, hr ni kls 2 jam la.....Ko x tau
ke?"

"Mane ade, yg 2 jam tu yg every Selase la..."

"Aku tau, yg every Selase tu mmg 2 jam....Tp hr ni
(khamis) die kate nk buat 2 jam jgak kn? Nk ganti yg first week dlu?"

"Mane ade....hr ni sejam je la mcm biase..."

"Owh,.........aa.............eh? ...Ye ke?"

"Ye la...."

"Owh, okay..........bye!"

Trus aku meluru ke arah in2eat cafe pocket D utk secawan teh ais kurang manis menghilangkan penat berlari td.....

p/s: Sorry pedot, Zaini ngn Shah yg tgh tido psl aku jerit dan mencarut td....mmg x dpt dielakkan. Dh aa pedot puase....memelihara telinga drpd mendengar perkataan keji....Hahaha! Apela teruk sgt aku nii kn? Ni smer memori pnye pasal..... (X nk mengaku...)