Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Einstein hadn't studied Gossip.

The notions E, m and c in the famous equation E=mc2, made popular by the also famous Einstein, bring different definitions and meanings. c2 in the equation is actually a factor to convert units of mass, m into units of energy, E. Alone, the notion c is actually the speed of light in vacuum.

I'm not a physician

So, I'm not going to enlighten you with this knotty theory which frankly-up to this day- keep me puzzling. On the surface, yes I do understand, but to really (I'm stressing REALLY) comprehend what did Einstein mean by those 3 letters is another inexplicable story.

But let us talk about c. Has a value of 299,792,458 m/s, this alphabet has gained its reputation when no object in this world (and quite possibly no object in existence) can move with that kind of speed. That's the general view as far as all big hair scientists are concerned.

But lately, I found one thing to differ from this.

One thing that exists in much disagreement with the fact-no object travels faster than the speed of light.

One thing that is pretty much exposed to us all.

Gossip.

Not only it travels faster than the sunlight, remarkably enough it can move in circular motion too. Thus, the word circulate. Some people opt other words. Spread, go around, et cetera.

To some extent, it can cause you harm as much as the sunlight would.

Of lately, I've been harmed by Gossip. I'm not hurt. I'm laughing my ass off. I'm entertained. It just did me harm in the form of abundant attention and unnecessary interest.

Oh, these days, guys like to gossip as fairly as girls do. Guys however are less affected by gossip. As long as it doesn't breed 'umpatan' which finally will culminate into Fitnah. Oh, have you guys seen the film Fitna? That film sucks big time. You know, it's easy to take some pictures and versus and try to make people think they have connection to religion. That was what that stupid Wilderwhateverhisnameis trying to do. Ignorant people. Okay, da kluar tajuk.

Gossip will always be around. As long as it tickles the interests of the interested people who feels the subject is interesting enough to be gossip-ing about. What defines gossip anyway? Is saying good about oneself considered as gossip? Again, how do you define good? If I'm saying "She's filthy rich and spoiled" would it be considered as gossip? Because by my standard, being rich and spoiled is a good thing. At least for me lah hehehe (I'm not rich nor spoiled thanks!)

I mean when you're rich, and and your family spoils (translated as "provides") you with enough financial, material, or emotional support, you are actually in a good position to become a better person right? (Provided that all the supports are justified for your own use, and how you manipulate them for your own betterment lah of course).

Anyway, by whichever standard you use to define gossip, one thing for sure, Einstein had not considered Gossip when he was developing out the mass-energy equivalence theory for if he had, the equation would have appeared more or less like E=mGossip2. Gossip, does travel faster than the speed of light.

Indeed, Einstein hadn't studied Gossip.

p/s: Aku mangsa gossip. ('. ' )?

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Karpal Singh Oh Karpal Singh!

I know I had mentioned not to expect any new post anytime soon, but whatever it is, I have to write this. I just have to.

Karpal oh Karpal. I don't know why he just had to go over the borderline. Why oh why? Tell me you did not belittle the Sultan of Perak and The Agong on purpose. Seriously, because if you did, I'm sure my people, in no time, will label you with names you might not want to hear.

Sure, I agreed when he commented "We are not living in the Feudal Era" but with all due respect we're still LIVING IN MALAYSIA. We're still living in a country where King and Sultans are being upheld as the highest authority. We're still living in a country where King and Sultans are respected and seen as sacred by many.

Culturally, my people are attached to them more than they are to any prominent political leader in this country. I don't know about Karpal, but personally, I'm willing to stand behind the Agong more than any of the leader despite the fact that I have never met or talked to the Agong directly. I'm sorry for Karpal if he feels otherwise.

Looking back to the history, this country was founded on the strength of the institution of the Sultans. Our founding fathers especially the late Tunku Abdul Rahman fought hard to ensure that the right and the power of the Sultans were not challenged before we gained independence. The only reason for Dato' Onn Jaffar and other Malay nationalist opposed the formation of Malayan Union was to safeguard the positions of the Sultans. At that time our founding fathers knew that when the position of the Sultans was being threatened, the custom and the religion of Malaya would be undermined as well. And in case we don't remember, vast majority of Malays were against the evil tactics employed by Mac Michael in dealing with Sultans. If all of these were not signs of how the people defended their Sultans, I don't know what were. And then suddenly came this guy named Karpal Singh who obviously does not give a thought on how much our founding fathers had struggled to protect the institution of the Sultans by arrogantly belittled our Sultan and of course The Agong.

I'm pretty mad to hear nasty reports on how some individuals demeaned our Sultans especially when it comes to Agong. It shows how these individuals have not become accustomed to the tradition and culture of this nation despite all the years they spent living in this nation. So it is quite ironic when the same individuals claim they are good nationalists of this Constitutional Monarchy nation when they actually have little idea (not to mention, little respect too) how influential Agong and Sultans are among many of the people.

As the Malay saying goes :

"..Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kata badan binasa.."

Yes indeed he is responsible for his words. He can claim he didn't mean to insult the Agong, but mind you, to me, and quite possibly to everyone else, he appeared as if he did mean it. And there's nothing else he could do to undo this. He can say whatever he wants and he can deny as much as he could (He's a lawyer cum politician after all, what do you expect?). We'll never forget this biadap manner nevertheless.

If they want to take legal action due to his account, I would support it, for if they won't, it would allow others to make the same-Karpal unwise-remarks. It's like Domino Effect. If you allow one people to do it, soon the rest would follow suit. Of course, it's good to allow people to practice the freedom of speech, but tell me, to what extent?

I don't have to wait for any political party be it PAS, UMNO or PKR to defend our Agong. And they don't have to, because you know what, I just did!

p/s:
Darn it. I should be studying for my finals right now instead
of this! Haha! Tp x boleh tahan, jari2 aku ni gatal sgt nk luahkan bnde nih. I just have to blog this. Hehe..I was writing this post when I recalled the lyrics in our National Anthem "Rahmat Bahagia, Tuhan Kurniakan, Raja kita, Selamat Bertakhta!" And so indeed our Raja memang Selamat Bertakhta dari Zaman Parameswara sampai la ke hari ni (Wow! Nk dekat 1000 tahun dh rasenye usia institusi beraja kite. Bangga2! )


DAULAT TUANKU !

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Just so you know.

I'm officially





for the time being.
(11-24 May 2008)

So

Don't expect to see any new post anytime soon.

[This is a hidden message] : I'm currently listening to Timbaland's Miscommunication and Natasha Beddingfield's Pocketful of Sunshine. If you can read this, immediately sms me or pm me in MiRC / YM. Sape2 yg cpt aku blanje makan Western kt V3. Chicken Black Pepper atau ape2 je la...Hahaha! Sah utk dak2 UTP je la..Hehehe..[End of message]


Final Exam is finally here and I'm out of time..!! Haha so much from a final year student. Aih...


Friday, April 18, 2008

Finaly Year Student yang Selekeh.


Mane taknye. Ni dah kali yang ke-7 aku tersempak dgn t**k terapung dalam jamban rumah (kt hostel) nih. Lepas dh buang ayak besar takkan tak reti nk flush weyh?! Kalau t**k tu same colour ngn air jamban (kalau transparent maksud aku) okay la jgak, tade sape notice, tapi dh memang fitrah najis berwarna bright (but not glittering hehe) nak tak nak mesti ternampak punye...aih.

Walaupun aku pernah tunjuk gamba tengah korek gigi (klw sape yg pernah tgk la), tp tadelah se selekeh orang yang buang ayak besar x flush kn?

Aku ingat kalau kucing pun pandai cover najis diorg dgn pasir/tanah supaya taknak bagi orang lain nmpak. Kucing pun tau malu. Nih nak kate budak kecik, masing-masing dh final year. "Siswa" lagi. Klaka2. Balik-balik aku jgak yg kene flush. Tak kesahla tu. Dapat pahala free ape? ( sbb menolong orang lain; tolong pam najis orang that is. hehe! <--knape perlu gembira? Spttnye bengang la kn?).

Can anyone, who happens to read this, help me understand why such behaviour (referring to -dropping bombs without the courtesy flush- attitude) is being practiced?

Aku faham kalau insan bertuah ni ikan emas. Ade short term memory. So maybe terlupe nk flush sbb terlupe yang die prnah buang ayak besar. Logik la jugak. (Aku rase krg smer dh tau, tp utk sesape yg x tau, ikan emas boleh simpan memori untuk 3 saat je. Gile lampi..). Tapi memang bukan ikan emas dh nih...nih dh mcm anak emas sampai najis sendiri nak suruh orang lain yang tolong pamkan. Aih...

Walaupun sampai sekarang tak dapat dikenalpasti sape pelawak (maybe die igt bnde2 cmni kelakar) nih, aku doakan supaye Tuhan bagi die petunjuk supaya lps nih die pandai menguruskan sisa-sisa buangan diri sendiri (Wastewater management kate bdk2 Civil). Dh 7 kali beb! Kalo sekali dua takpe. Nih kalo dh berkali-kali, mestila melekat kt memori. Sampai terbawak-bawak ke cafe bile nk mkn je terigt bnde nih...ah sudah..!

p/s: To Chuna and Mena. Aku dlm process nk add link blog krg. Sedang mencari gamba...(ape kaitan dgn topik post? hehe)

p/s2: Yang nih pun xde kaitan. Kpd sesape yg tertanye2, sebenarnye aku terpaksa tukar setting utk comment kpd 'comment moderation' mode sbb hr tu there was one retarded guy who inserted links which apparently were spywares. So your comments will be published anyway. Jadi truskan komen anda (klw sudi laaa..).



Friday, April 11, 2008

The joke of the decade....

Sumpah diorg mmg kelakar.

How do they define 'naizzz' I wonder...Hmm...

Seriously speaking, I have absolutely no idea which part of me that is naizzz......baikkah? aku kah Baik? Are you freaking kidding me? Hahaha....! How in the world they see me as the 'right' fella (or 'guy' as printed on the certificate) to carry such honor(or joke I may say)....aih...? Tapelah tu...

It's not that I'm making a big deal out of it, but...rase mcm bersalah (perasaan bersalah yg krg slalu rase bile hilangkan barang member yg krg pinjam-walaupun bole bayar balik tp x dpt puaskn hati member sbb diorg nk brg yg dipinjam. bkn duit...)

But I like it anyway and soon put it up on the notice board in my room...heh! Penghargaan katenye...

And there went apez bluntly commenting right after he saw it,

"How could they be soooooo blind! "

and I went,

" Muahahahahahahaha! "

Nak buat cmne, aku x bersalah....

And I recall how sapu was being more critical towards this-unbelievable (at least to me and the rest of my fellas yg rapat2nih)-but-true-event. Maybe sapu antara org yg aku slalu get along with sbb tu die menembak terus,

" Siap-siap pik (syapik, another surprised friend, apparently being sapu's room8), balik nih kito tunjuk belako bukti-bukti bg komiti tgk semula deh! "

and again I went,

" Muahahahahahahaha! "

There's nothing much I could do except to agree on what kind of person the rest of my fellow Jan04 mates perceived me to be...Kekekeke! (Hmm...I think they're right....or aren't they?)

Ape-ape pun, krg (smer yg memangkah dan yg memilih) memang BEST!!!!! Thank you!

p/s: Looks certainly can be deceiving. In my case however, that would not be necessarily true. I am what I am (as 'correctly' perceived by those who know me lah) hahahaha! Maybe krg patut syorkan Undi Tidak Percaya utk aku..anyone? XD


p/s2: I know this might sound flirty and stuff, but I really think I should've taken a picture with our lovely Ms Nice girl that night. Heh!